KILLING THEM SOFTLY
No, it’s not based on the song
Or that freaky Heather Graham pr0n.
This one stars Brad Pitt
After a mob hit
With the hairdo from his ’80s prom.
[R | Wide Release, Fri 11.30.12]
THE WAITING ROOM
There’s really no arguing it;
The U.S. health system sucks shit.
It makes one a cynic,
And in all these clinics
Are folks whose life stories tell it.
[NR | Kendall Square Cinema, Fri 11.30.12]
THE FROZEN GROUND
“Real life is stranger than fiction”
Or so goes that infamous diction.
But how is the good guy
Nic Cage-y the screw-eye
In this real-life murder depiction?
[R | Wide Release, Sat 12.1.12]
HITCHCOCK
There’s nobody better than Hop
To portray the master of shock.
But we can’t help but giggle
At a Will Smith ve-higgle:
A mix of both Hitch and Hancock.
[PG-13 | Wide Release, Fri 11.23.12]
PAN’S LABYRINTH
Apparently fascists hate kids.
And fawns all have creepy eyelids.
There’s no deeper meaning
And this bears repeating:
Films don’t get cheaper than this.
[R | ArtsEmerson, Fri 11.30.12 - Sat 12.1.12]
